Original photography, served fresh, and shit I find funny, served lukewarm.
HEY!? WHAT ABOUT ME!? I want in on this madness.
COME JOIN US DARLING!
(i’d add a gif but i don’t have an appropriate one at the moment and i might be misunderstood if my husband looks over and sees me lying next to him in bed googling “threesomes”)
spend two hours fucking around with this
end up back at original theme because it’s the only one that allows all the shit i want
so i changed my userpic just to feel like i accomplished something
don’t mind my fuckery if you happen to be looking at my page right now i’m trying to fix my fucking layout
awww thank you! (it was like one hater literally five years ago, i’m just really pathetic about wanting to please people)
fanfiction always escalates so quickly like one moment they’re on their first date and the next they’re fucking on the apartment floor.
Yeah, but both my serious, long term relationships started like that :P (The first one I married only ended when he died and the second one I’m still with have have a child with) So, you know… it happens.
married the only dude i did that with too
people. that’s how you know it’s real, lasting love
when you can overlook how squalid his apartment floor is to fuck on it
i do that too!!!! oh wut kind of puppy did ya get?
we were told he was a german shepherd but that is clearly a lie
he is a batman/cow/vulcan horsebeast who retired from guarding the gates of hell to come eat everything in my house and torture our cats and other dog
but i adore him anyway