Original photography, served fresh, and shit I find funny, served lukewarm.

 

threefootroo:

i think I might be on the news tonight, lying on the beach, reading porn on my kindle

because what else would I possibly be doing

well they were filming another segment right by where i was parked and i tried to leave without drawing attention to myself, but my windows were down and when i turned on the car nsync’s “bye bye bye” came blasting out of the speakers

so i was pretty much obligated to peel out giving devil horns to the camera

i think I might be on the news tonight, lying on the beach, reading porn on my kindle

because what else would I possibly be doing

misa-nthropy:

OMG IS IT HIS LEFT HAND?! WHAT IF HE GOT MARRIED AND DIDNT TELL ANYONE?! Wait, he wouldn’t do that. WOULD HE?! OH GOD. 

and now i’ve expanded my headcanon into believing he secretly got married and tried to take off his ring, but it got stuck on his finger, so he just stuck his giant hand in that tiny pocket to hide it, and it also got stuck, and he went home to his new wife like “i have several problems here” and she was like “oh my god what kind of an idiot did i marry”

sadstuffonthestreet:

Thrilling tale of one shoe’s journey into the great unknown. 
Found in Charlottesville, VA by Kieran

so i have an entire collection of photos of single abandoned shoes because i find them so inexplicable, i’ve got probably thirty at least
baby shoes i can understand, they fling them off while no one’s looking, but i’m just so pleased by whatever process leads a functioning adult to mistakenly leave one boot in the parking lot of a trader joe’s

sadstuffonthestreet:

Thrilling tale of one shoe’s journey into the great unknown. 

Found in Charlottesville, VA by Kieran

so i have an entire collection of photos of single abandoned shoes because i find them so inexplicable, i’ve got probably thirty at least

baby shoes i can understand, they fling them off while no one’s looking, but i’m just so pleased by whatever process leads a functioning adult to mistakenly leave one boot in the parking lot of a trader joe’s

SPEAKING OF THE BBC’S THREE PROPS AND TWELVE ACTORS HOW DID I NOT NOTICE WHO PLAYS SUSAN’S MOM WHO STEVE ACCIDENTALLY GIVES A DILDO TO