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residentbunburyist:

"Mycroft with a goldfish girl?”
I tried for days and days and could not get that damned roomba to work for me the way I wanted to, Threefootroo! So I gave up. You could say I was… too chicken?
And so then this happened… I… I should be sorry. But I’m not.
Hope you start feeling better soon!

THIS IS WAY WAY BETTER THAN MY IDEA

residentbunburyist:

"Mycroft with a goldfish girl?”

I tried for days and days and could not get that damned roomba to work for me the way I wanted to, Threefootroo! So I gave up. You could say I was… too chicken?

And so then this happened… I… I should be sorry. But I’m not.

Hope you start feeling better soon!

THIS IS WAY WAY BETTER THAN MY IDEA

queersherlockian replied to your post “wearitcounts replied to your photo “i should have just gotten a…”

i so support you getting a commission of you riding your precious pup into battle! XD

wearitcounts replied to your post “wearitcounts replied to your photo “i should have just gotten a…”

I WOULD PAINT THAT (have i mentioned i can art, kinda?) hahahahaaaaa

YES THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN I NEED IT

because this is what happens when i try to do it myself

wearitcounts replied to your photo “i should have just gotten a horse”

holy shit you could ride that dog to school

this is such a majestic mental image it brought a tear to my eye

like i need to commission a painting of me riding my dog into battle

hanging above the reality of me just sitting on him because he wouldn’t move off the couch

pringlesaremydivision replied to your photo “i should have just gotten a horse”

your dog is enormous, your couch is adorable, and your face is a thing of beauty

<3 daww thank you!

oh, and that’s not even my couch, that is my beloved chair

it fits like three people and it spins so it’s super classy

like i’m pretty sure if there were a fire at my house i would try to save my chair

guess who has two thumbs and baffled the hell out of the anesthesiologist and a team of nurses by being the only person ever on whom a blood patch did not work

am i holding up my thumbs

pretend i’m holding up my thumbs

i have no control over anything my body is doing anymore

spinal headache appeared at last, dr can’t fit me in for a blood patch until tomorrow, will pay cold hard american $$$ for someone to drive by my hpuse and shoot me

adfjlghglshjdghjsd my sister in law GOT RHYME AND REASON INKED ON EITHER LEG SOMEONE DRIVE ME TO THE TATTOO PARLOR IMMEDIATELY