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pringlesaremydivision replied to your post “What?! Happy Birthday! Party tip: Booze cruise to your local Chuck E Cheese, crash some 9 year olds party, eat the cake and then bail.”

happy birthday, gorgeous lady! (ftr, i’ve never been to a chuck e cheese. discovery zone was my jam.)

SHIIIIIT DISCOVERY ZONE

where was i ranting about discovery zone

oh, yeah, the one where the boy sitters took the kids to dz and the club acted like they’d taken them on a field trip to skid row

but i swear i still have scars from getting my ass skin pinched wearing shorts on the roller slide

misa-nthropy replied to your post “What?! Happy Birthday! Party tip: Booze cruise to your local Chuck E Cheese, crash some 9 year olds party, eat the cake and then bail.”

I remember Showbiz Pizza. It was an hour and a half drive to the nearest one so I only got to go like two times ever. Now I’m an adult and I will have the cops called for public intoxication in the ball pit. IDGAF.

HA VINDICATED SHOWBIZ PIZZA WAS REAL AND I WENT ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I WAS THE MOST SPOILED CHILD IN EXISTENCE

I WAS ALWAYS LIKE GET OUT OF MY BALL PIT, PEASANTS AND DRUNK ADULTS

guixonlove asked
Happy Birthday, lovely!!!!! I hope you have an absolutely fantastic day! And please: TREAT YO SELF!!!!!!!

misa-nthropy asked
What?! Happy Birthday! Party tip: Booze cruise to your local Chuck E Cheese, crash some 9 year olds party, eat the cake and then bail.

new plan for the day

except husband man just brought home an enormous oreo ice cream cake from dq, so i’m gonna cruise up to the chuckster and show off that my cake is way better than the 9-year-old’s, refuse to share, eat it all, then drunkenly fall into the ball pit

residentbunburyist asked
It is your birthday today, correct? Happy birthday!!

it is! thank you so much!

you look like aubrey plaza, but less menacing.

awwwwww thank you <3

now i’m practicing my menacing faces in the mirror because being aubrey plaza is basically my life goal

so far i look a bit constipated

katerhodia replied to your post: every other day i have to stop myself …

I guess you can’t just slip that into Sherlocked-Development one day on the sly? Because that would be awesome. Sherlock and Mycroft would be in a standoff over the “Mental Abuse” portion of Chardee McDennis.

help i am seriously wheezing right now over the thought of this happening at baker street

I’m guessing you’d rather have Stacey’s sophisticated city style instead, but… You’re an awesome person and I’m so sorry you’re going through this.

awww thanks <3

i mean, i did rock her big city perm back in the day, but it scared the neighborhood dogs, so i had to scale back