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threefootroo:

got suuuuper drunk and came out as bixseaual to my husband and also the people at the table next to us and he took it so so well and supportively aweseomr for me g’night

i feel like hell

in retrospect, sleeping on the bathroom floor was a really really bad decision

i’m still pretty pleased about the rest of it, though

got suuuuper drunk and came out as bixseaual to my husband and also the people at the table next to us and he took it so so well and supportively aweseomr for me g’night

allshvllfade asked
tbh i ship you with allison wearitcounts, T B H

wearitcounts:

anotherwellkeptsecret:

ALLISON! ALLLIIISSSSSOOON, we’re a thing!

wearitsecrets

ahhhhh WEARITSECRETS I LOVE IT <3 <3 <3

amphigoricsymphony:

threefootroo:

I love you so much.

<3 <3

HEY you have a kid, maybe you can tell me if that’s an acceptable thing to feed them

like, no joke, this is one of the reasons i’m scared of ever having a child, because i do not cook or eat anything reasonable or sit at a table, and i don’t know if it’s okay to have a toddler and be like “here’s your dinner options: do you want mcdonald’s for the eighth day in a row or dry toast”

There are people out there who will tell you ZOMFG IT’S POISON DON’T EVER DO THIS.

Peanut has McDonald’s on occasion. She is a healthy, happy toddler. She’s active, she gets the ‘she’s perfect speech’ every time she’s at the doc. 

All the time… enh, no it’s definitely not the best thing to do. Toddlers though, they TEND not to be huge meat eaters anyways. (It’s apparently a common thing.) So peanut eats tons of beans and things like that. (She fucking LOVES beans) and she’s a huge fruit eater. 

Toddlers are also notoriously PICKY in general. But mine tends to love a lot of fresh fruit and veggies AND they eat on the run better than trying to strap them down at a table (in general, again, this doesn’t apply to ALL toddlers, but the majority that I know and my own) so…

I hope that made sense lmao.

aw thanks! i guess it’s less scary when they’re really little and will be picky and not eat very much anyway

it’s just one of those really weird fears i have, i cannot picture having to make my child three meals a day, with more than one food group in them - like, i’ll eat pop tarts for lunch at 3 and then a whole pot of instant mashed potatoes for dinner at 9 and that’s it

i don’t even know, i’ve never had an eating disorder but the thought of expending any sort of thought or effort on food beyond microwave or drive through is like a big fucking anxious no, i should probably address this with a therapist before i attempt to support a life

I love you so much.

<3 <3

HEY you have a kid, maybe you can tell me if that’s an acceptable thing to feed them

like, no joke, this is one of the reasons i’m scared of ever having a child, because i do not cook or eat anything reasonable or sit at a table, and i don’t know if it’s okay to have a toddler and be like “here’s your dinner options: do you want mcdonald’s for the eighth day in a row or dry toast”

i didn’t feel like grilling chicken so i just threw some chicken nuggets in my salad this is why i’m garbage

katerhodia:

threefootroo:

me, every year: maybe i’ll finally think about switching to pc
apple, every year: I AM YOUR PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE

Squeee!! Am I the only one who names her MacBooks? Especially after Star Wars elements? 

oh yes, that&#8217;s bernie, bernie jr., spock, the series of unfortunate events, and enigma
there&#8217;s pretty much nothing in my house that doesn&#8217;t have a name, you can lean against a wall and i&#8217;ll be like &#8220;yo that&#8217;s chuck&#8221;

katerhodia:

threefootroo:

me, every year: maybe i’ll finally think about switching to pc

apple, every year: I AM YOUR PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE

Squeee!! Am I the only one who names her MacBooks? Especially after Star Wars elements? 

oh yes, that’s bernie, bernie jr., spock, the series of unfortunate events, and enigma

there’s pretty much nothing in my house that doesn’t have a name, you can lean against a wall and i’ll be like “yo that’s chuck”