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Jesus fucking Christ

I’ve been uncontrollably laughing for the past five minutes holy shit

Hahahahaha! And Sherlock’s look, lol

a thing i made is being reblogged by multiple people i completely worship help me

(Source: sherlocked-development)

help i am only six months away from new zealand and i have already mentally checked out of my life, someone tell me something to keep me entertained for the next half a year

Anonymous asked
Imagine Bucky using Steve's shield as a sled in the winter


he wasn’t counting on how little traction it would have, and they picked a big hill to try it out -

"fuck fuck FUCK i FUCKED UP—"

luckily for the world, sam was recording; a vine consisting of just bucky whizzing through the screen yelling obscenities goes viral within hours. it’s tagged #hecallshimselfthewintersoldier, and steve doesn’t stop laughing about it for days.




actual footage

ugh of course after i did the selfie post yesterday i found the folder of my best selfies ever from 2009, back when i was getting ready for my wedding and still worked in an office with other people, so i was like into taking care of myself and changing my underpants and shit

rip 2009 self, you looked so good and filtered and hipster

Anonymous asked
Wait, Benedict has a scar on his lip? Where?



i like that i have a scar on my lip from in exactly the same place and it is from sliding down the banister, flying off, and hitting my face on a doorknob

i hope his story is even stupider